So the gamer husband isn't the only one playing games.
I've got my only little game going on as well. You see, it has to do with manipulation.
There are many things a gamer wants. I've learned that "I promise, this is the last game I'll ever get" is an outright lie. There really is no end to amount of games, gaming accessories and other extraneous costs that come up.
It costs a lot to be a gamer. And everything is a "
I have to have it" item.
The Wii last year? Check.
Four Wii controllers so everyone could play? Check.
Wii Play game? Check.
Mario Party? Super Smash Brothers? Zelda? Mario Kart? Check, check, check, check.
Mario Kart Wheels? Wii crossbow? Check, check.
Rechargeable battery packs and charging station? Check and check.
Guitar Hero and guitar? Check and check.
Monthly Wow fees? Check, infinity.
New Mac laptop with better graphics cabilities?
Grrr, check.
And just when you thought he couldn't need anything more, the gamer says he
must have the new Guitar Hero World Tour bundle pack that includes guitar, drum set, microphone and game.
$200 bucks!!
And did I mention he
already has a guitar??
So what do you do when your gamer husband refuses to back down from his insistence that he get
yet. another. new. game.???
Step One: Pout.
This usually at least alerts the gamer that you are unhappy with his intended purchase. However, once a gamer's mind is set, there's really no changing it.
Step Two: Guilt.
Attempt to explain to the gamer that he already has enough games, and he should be happy with what he's got. However, this usually results in the gamer's wife to be even more upset as she recounts all the games, gaming accessories and expenses he's already cost them. Still, this signals the beginning of the "guilt the gamer" phase.
Step Three: Manipulate.
The gamer will get this game no matter what. But now is your time to get what you want out of the deal. Usually when a gamer becomes infatuated with a new game, he'll get it at any cost. Meaning, you could get a lot out of a potential deal. Think carefully about what you want.
Step Four: Negotiate.
Tell the gamer he can have his game, ONLY if you get the following. Pick things you know he hates, or under normal circumstances wouldn't want you to have. Have some back up options ready. Normally, if you've followed all the previous steps correctly and really laid on the guilt you'll end up getting more than you originally wanted or even needed, even though he still gets his stupid game!
Step Five: Glory.
He gets the game, but you'll hardly notice as you relish your win!
So now, the gamer does indeed have the new GHWT band set.
But I am relishing in the fact that I am getting:
-new Ugg boots (which the gamer
hates)
-choice of small dog in the future (which the gamer is
very against - he likes big dogs!)
-naming rights of said dog
Plus, even though I claimed to be totally against getting this new game, saying it would be a waste to get a band game when he'd be the only one playing it...
I ended up rocking the drums.

Ahhh, the life of a gamer's wife!